Gotta save that cash for those Early Bird dinners.

And the “two for ones” at “happy hour.”

I looked it up and it looks like they did a half-off offer in May last year. Fingers crossed that whoever came up with that idea is still employed!

Can managers get tossed in DMB? No, but it used to happen in the old Earl Weaver Baseball PC game. Friggin' hilarious! You could also do a mound visit in that game, and both the pitcher and catcher would give you their feedback. That game also had a "run aggressively" or "run conserv...

I remember that MLB.TV offered a deep discount on Father's Day last year, but I don't want to wait until June!

Do any of you recall another time before then when a discount is offered? I don't want to pay full-price and then see a discount offer a day or two later.

Now they’re saying Brooks Lee might not play this season. I really jinxed the crap out of him, didn’t I?

When did Kutter Crawford become Roger Clemens?

This is nonsense. Kutter is better.

(And yeah, I'm well aware that I just jinxed him. But it was worth it.)

Wyatt Langford, Felnin Celesten, and Brooks Lee Langford: still waiting for his first MLB home run, and we're nearly done with April. Celesten: STILL hasn't played his first professional game, decades after I drafted him. Lee: hurt his back, hasn't played a single game, and is cock-blocked by Corre...

Paul Skenes is obviously the best pitcher on the Pirates, and arguably one of the best in the game. Yet he's rotting away in the bush leagues. Baseball is really dumb. It's the only major sport that operates this way.

Welcome back to the DL, Ricky Tiedemann. You almost made it a whole month, buddy. See you next year, maybe.

One more note about that game against Cleveland. Jon Gray's pitching line that game: 5 IP, 22 H, 19 R, 19 ER, 2 BB, 3 K, 1 HR, 114 pitches. That is an incredibly low number of pitches to have allowed so many hits! And, Ian, just in case you're worried about this, it was Gray's only really bad game t...

Where did this happen?

Game One vs. Stein. The final score in that game was 22-4. And I didn't give up at any point. My team just sucks that bad.

one against Florida

Very first inning:

Single
Single
Single
Sac fly
Single
Single
Single
Sac fly
Single
Single
Single
Single
Fly-out

You probably think I'm kidding.

I'm not.

That actually happened.

In the BDBL, we call this "circus clowns." VERY common in Florida's franchise history.

Add two more: Andy Pages and Jack Leiter.

Annnnnnd, just like that, the Blue Wave are back in sole possession of second place. Jeff's commentary didn't age well.