One more note about that game against Cleveland. Jon Gray's pitching line that game: 5 IP, 22 H, 19 R, 19 ER, 2 BB, 3 K, 1 HR, 114 pitches. That is an incredibly low number of pitches to have allowed so many hits! And, Ian, just in case you're worried about this, it was Gray's only really bad game t...

Where did this happen?

Game One vs. Stein. The final score in that game was 22-4. And I didn't give up at any point. My team just sucks that bad.

one against Florida

Very first inning:

Single
Single
Single
Sac fly
Single
Single
Single
Sac fly
Single
Single
Single
Single
Fly-out

You probably think I'm kidding.

I'm not.

That actually happened.

In the BDBL, we call this "circus clowns." VERY common in Florida's franchise history.

Add two more: Andy Pages and Jack Leiter.

Annnnnnd, just like that, the Blue Wave are back in sole possession of second place. Jeff's commentary didn't age well.

The saddest part is that the way it was announced, I get the feeling he won't be around for much longer.

Lundquist yesterday, Sterling today. All the great ones are falling one by one, and there is no new wave of fresh voices to take their place.

Sterling belongs in Monument Park.

Well, I was toying with the idea of adding someone else, but you shot that idea down pretty good.

I seem to recall that you picked up Crawford off the free agent garbage dump, one chapter after I dumped him, and then added a key bat for him. But my memory ain't what it used to be.

Kershaw does nothing for me. But it would be pretty funny to add Asswipe to my roster after all these years.

And of course it was Wyatt Langford at the plate. Called out on three "strikes" WAAAAY off the plate.

6.78 inches off the plate, called a strike by Angel Hernandez. Worst strike call since the invention of the technology.

Why is Angel Hernandez allowed to be SO bad at his job for SO long?

Welp, it was fun while it lasted.

Sixth overall pick in January’s farm draft, Yariel Rodriguez, to make his big league debut on Saturday, reportedly.

Remember in Rocky IV when Rocky was getting his ass kicked by Drago, and he threw a wild haymaker that just happened to land, opening a cut on Drago’s lip?

Same vibes.

I, for one, thoroughly enjoyed that write-up, Jeff. Thanks!