Chapter Two Recap

[Commish]

Hot off the presses.

[Badger]

I was wondering about the unsolicited messages I started to get today. Turns out they were solicited just not by me!

[Commish]

So...are you saying he’s available? Asking for a friend.

[Badger]

That sounded just like a male ED radio ad. Tell “your friend” they can always ask.

[Badger]

Just so everyone knows, because I thought this was the case and decided to verify. I can't actually trade Trout in-season. He has a VORP of 92, and I've already traded Justin Upton who was 33-ish - don't remember exactly. But that's why someone as valuable as him can't seriously be traded in-season. Let alone getting comparable value.

So there's another part of your recap that's fake news, Mike!

[Commish]

Dammit. Okay, just forget the whole thing!

Also, let's take a moment to thank Anthony Peburn for our VORP cap. He's the gift that keeps on giving to the BDBL.