December, 2018
Twenty
Years in a Nutshell
Team |
First Five |
Second Five |
Third Five |
Fourth Five |
First Decade |
Rank |
Second Decade |
Rank |
# Winning Seasons |
# 100-win Seasons |
# 100-loss Seasons |
# Champ |
Total |
LAU |
478 |
432 |
501 |
526 |
910 |
3 |
1,027 |
2 |
16 |
9 |
0 |
4 |
1,937 |
SAL |
498 |
496 |
443 |
454 |
994 |
1 |
897 |
5 |
17 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
1,891 |
KAN |
448 |
411 |
467 |
475 |
859 |
7 |
942 |
3 |
15 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
1,801 |
BKS |
421 |
456 |
458 |
464 |
877 |
5 |
922 |
4 |
15 |
6 |
2 |
5 |
1,799 |
CHI |
421 |
447 |
422 |
442 |
868 |
6 |
864 |
8 |
12 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
1,732 |
SCA |
361 |
478 |
467 |
379 |
839 |
9 |
846 |
9 |
13 |
7 |
4 |
1 |
1,685 |
JPM |
281 |
364 |
506 |
531 |
645 |
24 |
1,037 |
1 |
11 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
1,682 |
STL |
394 |
418 |
460 |
407 |
812 |
11 |
867 |
7 |
13 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
1,679 |
AKR |
443 |
446 |
421 |
362 |
889 |
4 |
783 |
13 |
12 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
1,672 |
RAV |
406 |
434 |
415 |
391 |
840 |
8 |
806 |
12 |
12 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
1,646 |
MVV |
527 |
435 |
376 |
302 |
962 |
2 |
678 |
20 |
9 |
3 |
2 |
4 |
1,640 |
FLG |
361 |
375 |
413 |
472 |
736 |
18 |
885 |
6 |
11 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1,621 |
CLE |
427 |
369 |
362 |
381 |
796 |
12 |
743 |
17 |
10 |
0 |
3 |
0 |
1,539 |
BCJ |
431 |
360 |
320 |
425 |
791 |
13 |
745 |
16 |
9 |
0 |
3 |
0 |
1,536 |
SLF |
381 |
384 |
402 |
358 |
765 |
16 |
760 |
14 |
9 |
1 |
2 |
0 |
1,525 |
CLT |
356 |
321 |
451 |
394 |
677 |
23 |
845 |
10 |
8 |
2 |
3 |
1 |
1,522 |
NIA |
398 |
382 |
335 |
389 |
780 |
14 |
724 |
18 |
6 |
1 |
2 |
0 |
1,504 |
GLS |
355 |
323 |
350 |
461 |
678 |
22 |
811 |
11 |
6 |
1 |
2 |
0 |
1,489 |
KCB |
365 |
368 |
378 |
376 |
733 |
19 |
754 |
15 |
5 |
0 |
2 |
1 |
1,487 |
LVF |
358 |
397 |
350 |
365 |
755 |
17 |
715 |
19 |
6 |
0 |
2 |
0 |
1,470 |
SKS |
381 |
385 |
317 |
359 |
766 |
15 |
676 |
21 |
4 |
1 |
3 |
1 |
1,442 |
DBW |
431 |
397 |
303 |
293 |
828 |
10 |
596 |
24 |
6 |
1 |
6 |
0 |
1,424 |
SCS |
356 |
371 |
337 |
309 |
727 |
20 |
646 |
23 |
2 |
0 |
3 |
0 |
1,373 |
MBH |
338 |
351 |
346 |
303 |
689 |
21 |
649 |
22 |
1 |
0 |
4 |
0 |
1,338 |
For all intents and purposes, you can
break up all of BDBL history into four overlapping eras: the Marazita
Era (1999-2003), the DiStefano Era (2004-2014), and the Paulson Era
(2009-2017). It's safe to say those three owners dominated the league
over our first twenty seasons. Combined, those three guys won 13 of our
20 trophies! In the regular season, myself, Marazita, and Paulson (in
that order) dominated our first decade, and Peburn and Paulson (in that
order) dominated the second.
Marazita, myself, and Paulson won a
combined fourteen Ozzie League titles in our first twenty
seasons. DiStefano, Bob Sylvester, and Chris Luhning combined for twelve
Eck League titles. Out of forty league championships, then,
65-percent of them were won by just six people! The remaining 18
franchises managed to win just 14 league championships combined.
The top six franchises in league history,
by all-time wins, have remained consistently near the top throughout all
twenty years of our league's history. Los Altos, Salem, Kansas,
Buckingham, Chicago, and Southern Cal all ranked among the top ten in
wins during both our first and second decades. Of those six franchises,
four have never changed ownership. Needless to say, the greatest
improvement from one decade to the next took place in New Milford (now
Joplin.) That franchise ranked dead-last in wins during our first ten
years, but ranked #1 in our second decade.
At the bottom of the chart are two
franchises that have consistently ranked among the bottom five both in
our first and second decades: South Carolina and Myrtle Beach. Those two
franchises have had only two winnings seasons combined in twenty years!
The newly-named Darien Blue Wave (formerly known as the Granite State
Lightning) has seen a drastic decline decade-over-decade, from the highs
of the Geisel Era to the lows of the (Ryan) Glander Era. No franchise,
however, has witnessed a greater decline than the Mission Viejo
Vigilantes (nee Western Kansas Buffaloes.) That franchise has seen a
devastating decline since the Marazita Era, dropping from #2 in our
first decade to #20 in our second.
One trend that has become impossible to
ignore is the ever-growing disparity between the "have's" and
"have-not's." The league's standard deviation in wins shrank from 55 in our first
five years to 46 in the next five. It then exploded to 61 in the next
five, and 67 in the last. It seems the longer we play, the larger the
gap between good and bad teams grows.
Our first twenty years in a nutshell,
year-by-year:
1999
Champion: Paul Marazita,
Stamford Zoots
Best Team: Salem Cowtippers
(99-61, 853 R, 681 RA, +172 Mgn)
Most Notable Performance: Mark
McGwire (Madison): .308/.466/.698, 66 HR, 156 RBI, 168 BB, 20 IW, 194.8
RC, 13.1 RC/27
Biggest Trade: New Milford
traded Randy Johnson and two draft picks to Stamford in exchange for
Jose Rosado and Daryl Ward. That single trade not only secured Paul
Marazita's first BDBL trophy, but his next two as well.
Most Memorable Event: The
unequalled excitement of the Inaugural Draft. Alex Rodriguez, Mark
McGwire, and Greg Maddux were our first three picks. Todd Pratt,
Heathcliff Slocumb, and Brian Barber were the last three.
Most Controversial Moment: Too
many to list (see below.)
Odds-and-Ends: Our farm draft
was such an afterthought that seven picks were passed, and one team
jokingly drafted Mike Tyson and Evander Holyfield (for real.) And we
only had five-man farm rosters at the time!
In a Nutshell: Our inaugural season is best remembered
for its seemingly never-ending series of controversies and resignations.
From Kevin Manley's departure (which nearly delayed the start of our
season if not for the heroic intervention of Bob Sylvester), to the
controversy over our first-ever trade (which resulted in me using the "best
interest of the league" clause against myself), to the loud resignations
of Bryan Sakolsky and Chuck Shaeffer (who accused several members of
cheating on their way out the door), to the resignations of both
managers during one EL Division Series (resulting in the first-ever playoff
series ever managed solely by MP), the 1999 season never featured a
single dull moment. In total, there were fourteen resignations
during that first season from Opening Day through the end of the
playoffs.
Appropriately enough, the man who saved
the league, Sylvester, won the EL championship after out-managing his
twelve-year-old son, Bobby (who had temporarily taken over the Oakville
Marauders after their manager had resigned) in the ELCS. Phil Geisel's
Litchfield Lightning managed to upset the Los Altos Undertakers in the
Division Series despite the suspensions of eleven players due to
overuse during the regular season. Marazita managed to win both the
Division and League Championship Series in the full five and seven
games, and then won the first-ever BDBL World Series in seven games against
Southern Cal (with Johnson tossing seven shutout innings in Game Seven.)
2000
Champion: Paul Marazita,
Stamford Zoots
Best Team: Chicago Black Sox
(106-54, 987 R, 739 RA, +248 Mgn)
Most Notable Performance: Randy
Johnson (Stamford): 23-9, 2.59 ERA, 433 K's in 298+ IP, .200/.274/.315
against
Biggest Trades: 1) Bowling Green
traded John Smoltz and Chad Curtis to Stamford for Mike Cameron, John
Halama, and a draft pick, 2) Phoenix traded Nomar Garciaparra to Chicago
for Miguel Tejada and Michael Barrett.
Most Memorable Event:
Thirteen-year-old Bobby Sylvester, in his first full season at the helm of
his own franchise, faced his father (the #1 seed in the Eck League) in
the playoffs and won with a three-game sweep (in what was then a
best-of-five series.)
Most Controversial Moment: Phil
Geisel quit the league during the off-season, re-joined shortly
thereafter under a fake name, and managed his team under that fake
identity for nearly a month.
BDBL Weekend: The first-ever
BDBL Weekend was held at Yankee Stadium, with seven members in
attendance. Other than briefly tailgating and watching the game together,
we didn't do much else. Come to think of it, I'm not even sure we all
sat together!
Odds-and-Ends: Dean Ashley, from
Perth, Australia, became the league's first international owner. (He
only lasted a little more than a year.)
In a Nutshell: Thankfully, the
2000 season is best-remembered for what took place on the field instead
of off it. The season was dominated by two teams who would go on
to face each other in a World Series that pitted the league's best
starting pitching against its best offense.
Chicago Black Sox GM John Gill took a
100-loss team from 1999 and turned it into a 100-win team the following
year. He broke away from the league's conventional wisdom at the time by
adding a second $10 million player, Scott Rolen, to his roster, spending
nearly one-third of his team's total payroll on just two players. He
then flipped the script completely by adding a third $10 million
player, Nomar Garciaparra, in the middle of the season. The result was a
dominant offense that scored nearly 1,000 runs.
Defending champion Marazita took the
opposite approach and added a third ace (John Smoltz) to his starting
rotation, which already included two 20-game winners, Randy Johnson and
Kevin Brown. In the end, pitching defeated hitting, and the Zoots took
home their second straight BDBL trophy.
2001
Champion: Paul Marazita,
Stamford Zoots
Best Team: Kansas Law Dogs
(105-55, 1,282 RS, 941 RA, +341 Mgn)
Most Notable Performance: Carlos
Delgado (Chicago): .375/.491/.787, 58 2B, 55 HR, 166 R, 175 RBI, 228.7
RC
Biggest Trade: Marlboro traded
Tim Salmon, Mark Loretta, Mike Fetters, Phil Nevin, and Tom Martin to
Stamford for Rusty Greer, Mike Lowell, Matt Ginter, Mike DeJean, and
Sean Lowe.
Most Memorable Event: Stamford's
sweep of Salem in the OL Championship Series. It remains to this day the
most devastating postseason loss of my career filled with devastating
postseason losses.
Most Controversial Moment: The
Salem Cowtippers already owned the best offense in the Ozzie League when
they pulled off a blockbuster ten-player trade with the Madison Fighting
Mimes. That trade added sluggers Jeff Kent and Gary Sheffield to an
already-stacked Salem lineup, pushing Travis Fryman (.341/.420/.541) to
the seventh spot in the lineup. The Stamford Zoots howled in protest,
but it hardly mattered in the end.
BDBL Weekend: Our second
now-annual event was held in Boston, hosted at
Casa Glander, with an attendance of six. The fun-filled weekend included a game at Fenway and a
personal tour of the historic city provided by yours truly (who quickly
discovered how little he knew about Boston history.)
Odds-and-Ends: The 2001 farm
draft remains the deepest in league history. Among the many stars
selected in that draft were Albert Pujols (18th overall), Roy Oswalt,
Ichiro Suzuki, Mark Prior, Hank Blalock, Justin Morneau, Adam
Wainwright, Carlos Zambrano, Carl Crawford, Chase Utley, John Lackey,
and Jake Peavy. Despite all of that talent, the #1 overall pick was (I
am embarrassed to say) the legendary Adam Johnson. The sixth overall
pick? None other than
Toe Nash.
In a Nutshell: The 2001 season
is best remembered for its record-breaking offense. The Kansas Law Dogs,
playing in a Coors Field-modeled ballpark,
set several records that season that remain to this day, including team
batting average (.321), OBP (.398), slugging (.580), home runs (364),
and runs scored (1,282). Kansas scored 24 runs in one game against the Southern
Cal Slyme that season, and yet it was only the second-highest
single-game total of the season (Akron scored 27.) Chicago's Carlos
Delgado set a single-season slugging record (.787) that still stands 17
years later. Akron's Darin Erstad collected 250 hits -- a record that
remains to this day.
The Salem Cowtippers spent the winter
overturning nearly 100-percent of their roster and won 107 games, but
for the third year in a row they fell short of their goal of reaching
the World Series. That honor, for the third year in a row, went to the
Stamford Zoots, who swept Salem out of the OLCS, outscoring them 25-9 in
four games.
In the EL, Akron and Kansas beat the
crap out of each other for seven games before Kansas emerged
bloody-nosed and wobbly. The Law Dogs took a three-games-to-two lead in
the World Series and headed back to their home turf in Kansas. Stamford then won a pair of laughers (15-3 and 12-6)
to capture their third straight BDBL championship in the league's first
three seasons.
2002
Champion: Tom DiStefano,
Allentown Ridgebacks
Best Team: Allentown Ridgebacks
(113-47, 1,082 RS, 649 RA, +433 Mgn)
Most Notable Performance: Barry
Bonds (Allentown): .337/.519/.785, 66 HR, 188 R, 159 RBI, 195 BB, 48 IW,
231.2 RC
Biggest Trades: 1) Litchfield
traded Barry Bonds to Allentown for Bartolo Colon, Sean Casey, and
Jerome Williams, 2) Arizona traded Curt Schilling and Eric Gagne to
Allentown for Russ Ortiz, Erubiel Durazo, Ron Belliard, and Jimmy
Anderson.
Most Memorable Event: The Salem
Cowtippers managed to take the heavily-favored Ridgebacks all the way to
the final inning of Game Seven of the World Series. Former Cowtipper
Ellis Burks delivered the crushing blow for Allentown, breaking a 1-1 tie with a pinch
hit double with one out in the ninth. The slow-footed Manny Ramirez, who
had been intentionally walked in the previous at-bat, scored the winning
run all the way from first.
Most Controversial Moment: The
winter trade between Jim Doyle's Manchester Irish Rebels and the
three-time-defending-champion Stamford Zoots remains one of the most
infamously lopsided trades of all time. In that deal, Doyle inexplicably
sent annual MVP candidate Chipper Jones to the Zoots in exchange for #5
starter Ryan Dempster.
BDBL Weekend: The road trip to
end all road trips began in New Hampshire and ended in Pittsburgh, with
a stop in Connecticut along the way. A total of six league members spent
the weekend enjoying the gorgeous new PNC Park and watching movies in
Billy Romaniello's family minivan.
Odds-and-Ends: The Salem
Cowtippers made league history by becoming the first team ever to trade
for a deceased player: Daryl Kile, who died of a heart attack in June.
In a Nutshell: During the 2001
preseason, Tom DiStefano took over a franchise that had lost 89 games
the previous season. His rebuilding period lasted only one year. His
Allentown Ridgebacks lost 108 games that first year, but turned it
around in a big way, winning 113 games in 2002 and outscoring their
opponents by 433 runs. That runs margin stood as the league record for
another fifteen years.
Two major trades turned the Ridgebacks
from a contending team into one of the most dominant teams in league
history. The first was made in the preseason, when Bonds was
acquired from Litchfield. Bonds was an otherworldly, once-in-a-lifetime,
talent. He was added to a lineup that already included two MVP
candidates in Edgar Martinez (.374/.463/.623, 148.8 RC) and Manny
Ramirez (.309/.380/.644, 140.8 RC.) In early March, DiStefano added Cy
Young candidate Curt Schilling to a starting rotation that already
included two Cy Young candidates: Randy Johnson and Roy Oswalt.
Despite winning 112 games and
outscoring their opponents by a whopping 344 runs, the Salem Cowtippers
were overmatched in the World Series. They managed to reach the World
Series by finally slaying the Stamford dragon in five hard-fought games
in the OL Division Series, and then beating a dominant Los Altos team in
seven close games in the OLCS. In the end, it wasn't enough.
2003
Champion: Paul Marazita,
Stamford Zoots
Best Team: Akron Ryche (108-52,
928 RS, 626 RA, +302 Mgn)
Most Notable Performance: Barry
Bonds: .355/.555/.740, 47 HR, 147 R, 117 RBI, 204 BB, 208.3 RC
Biggest Trade: Cleveland GM Mike
Stein signed the biggest star of our first-ever free agent auction,
Barry Bonds. He then proceeded to trade him to the defending-champion
Allentown Ridgebacks on May 28th in a massive four-team, 18-player, trade.
Most Memorable Event: In the
league's first free agent auction, Bonds earned the top salary at $16.5
million, topping the previous record salary by 65-percent. Stein
had only $26 million to spend that winter, and blew nearly two-thirds of
it on one player! Greg Maddux ($15.5 million) earned the next-highest
salary, followed by Sammy Sosa ($14M), Jarrod Washburn ($12.5M), and Jim
Edmonds ($11.5M).
Most Controversial Moment: Two
words: Clay Condrey. The 2003 World Series featured a head-to-head
battle between the only two people who had ever won a BDBL championship
to that point. Tom DiStefano's Ridgebacks took a two-games-to-one
advantage into Game Four of the World Series when Marazita made a
decision that would live in infamy. He handed the ball to a pitcher
named Clay Condrey, who had thrown just 27 innings that season, and who
was only technically eligible to pitch thanks to poor wording in the
rulebook. Condrey not only out-pitched future BDBL Hall of Famer Curt
Schilling, but he drove in what became the winning run at the plate.
Stamford went on to win the series, earning their fourth BDBL trophy in
five seasons...and an asterisk.
BDBL Weekend: A then-record
eight league members attended our annual BDBL Weekend festivities in
Baltimore. We watched a game between the Orioles and Yankees that ended
with Jack Cust falling on his face as he stumbled toward home plate just
before being tagged for the final out instead of scoring what would have
been the tying run of the game. Three months earlier, a mini BDBL
Weekend was held on the West Coast, attended by four owners: Jeff
Paulson, Matt Clemm, Brian Hicks, and Greg Newgard.
Odds-and-Ends: Jeff Paulson
became the first owner in BDBL history to select a high school junior
(Justin Upton) in the farm draft.
In a Nutshell: The ending to the
2003 season is what most people remember about it. The much-hyped World
Series between "Darth Paul" and "Emperor Tom" did not disappoint.
There was much that happened throughout that season, including a bizarre
"compete while rebuild" strategy employed by Marlboro Hammerheads owner
Ken Kaminski that nearly cost him the division.
The Bear Country Jamboree managed to
reach the postseason for the first time in their franchise history and
upset the heavily-favored Los Altos Undertakers in the OLDS with the
help of Brian Buchanan, who launched a two-out walk-off home run to win
Game Four. Allentown defeated two 100-win teams to reach the World
Series for the second year in a row. Although he lost to Stamford that
season, it would hardly be the last we would see of Tom DiStefano in the
World Series.
2004
Champion: Brian Potrafka,
Ravenswood Infidels
Best Team: Salem Cowtippers
(104-56, 937 RS, 674 RA, +263 Mgn)
Most Notable Performances: 1)
Albert Pujols (Wapakoneta): .396/.481/.733, 48 HR, 147 R, 133 RBI, 211.7
RC, 2) Pedro Martinez (Akron): 17-4, 1.81 ERA, 204+ IP, 127 H (5.6 per
nine), 6 HR, 223 K, .174/.234/.259 against, 3) Eric Gagne (Los Altos):
85 IP, 24 H, 1 HR, 15 BB, 132 K, 62 SV, 0.11 ERA
Biggest Trade: Just days after
Nashville Funkadelics owner Steve Osborne put his ace, Roy Halladay, on
the block, the Stamford Zoots were declared the winner. No one seemed to
comment on the absurdly lopsided deal. Then I realized the date: April
1st. A few months later, Halladay was traded for real, to the South
Carolina Sea Cats.
Most Memorable Event: The
back-to-back resignations of two longtime friends and founding members
of the BDBL: Phil Geisel and Paul Marazita.
Most Controversial Moment:
Several factors led to those resignations above. Stamford's
controversial trade of Jim Edmonds to the Lightning was merely the final
straw. Radical realignment, which placed both teams in the same division
as the Cowtippers earlier that year, was also a contributing factor.
BDBL Weekend: Seven owners
descended upon Cleveland for our annual BDBL Weekend. For the first time
in BDBL Weekend history, we watched two games: one at Cleveland's new
Jacobs Field, the other a minor league game in Akron. Two highlights
stand out: 1) Jim Doyle playing a head-to-head game in our hotel room
and celebrating each and every home run by his #1 "farm" draft pick,
Rickey Henderson, by shouting "Say hello to my little friend!", and 2)
Doyle's legendary encounter with a homeless person in the streets of
Cleveland.
A second BDBL Weekend (dubbed "BDBL
Weekend South") was held in Atlanta and attended by Tony Chamra, Gene
Patterson, and Tony DeCastro.
Odds-and-Ends: Rick Reuschel's
daughter, Beth, made an appearance on our league forum to say hello.
In a Nutshell: Geisel's and
Marazita's resignations marked the end of an era. For better or worse,
the league has not been the same since their departures. In addition to
that major change, the league also adopted a new luxury tax and penalty
system in 2004 and changed the order of our draft to deter teams from
deliberately tanking. These new rules made a significant impact in the
years to come.
In their new division, the Cowtippers
managed to wrest the Butler Division title away from the Zoots for the
first time in league history. With three dominant starting pitchers
pitching every game in a short series, it seemed as though the stars had
aligned for Salem to finally win their first BDBL championship. Then the
Ravenswood Infidels yanked the rug out from under them and became
perhaps the most unlikely league champion in history.
Former owner Brian Hicks grew tired of
playing second fiddle to the Zoots every season, and bequeathed his
franchise to his friend and fellow stand-up comic, Brian Potrafka. In
his very first season as head of the franchise, Potrafka not only won
his division, but played the role of spoiler by upsetting three
higher-ranked teams in each round of the playoffs. Ravenswood unseated
the #1-seeded Undertakers in five games in the OLDS, and then defeated Salem
in the OLCS by scoring 3, 4, and 7 runs in the first innings of Games
4-through-6, against Curt Schilling, Brandon Webb, and Barry Zito.
Ravenswood then held the powerful Chicago Black Sox offense in check in
the World Series, winning an improbable all-Chicago series in five
relatively easy games.
2005
Champion: Tom DiStefano,
Allentown Ridgebacks
Best Team: Salem Cowtippers
(108-52, 964 RS, 684 RA, +280 Mgn)
Most Notable Performance: Barry
Bonds (Wapakoneta): .354/.532/.780, 54 HR, 149 R, 134 RBI, 216.5 RC
Biggest Trade: At the final
trading deadline, the New Milford Blazers, under the guidance of their
new co-GM Anthony Peburn, traded Todd Helton, Aki Otsuka, and Orlando
Hernandez to the Allentown Ridgebacks. It was the last of several
"dumping" trades made by New Milford that month, and it followed a
series of "building trades" earlier in the year. A heated debate
followed and eventually gave birth to our midseason VORP cap rule.
Most Memorable Event: There was
a great deal of speculation heading into the auction as to how much
money Barry Bonds would fetch. Coming off an MLB season in which he hit
.362/.609/.812, the 40-year-old Bonds was by far the highest-impact free
agent in league history. In the end, Bobby Sylvester outbid Ken
Kaminski, winning Bonds at a salary of $20.5 million -- a BDBL record at
that point. As it turned out, the signing came with no future risk, as
Bonds missed most of the MLB season and was released without penalty.
Most Controversial Moment: John
Gill and Ken Kaminski seemed to trade Carlos Zambrano for Ben Sheets
every year. This time, their trade was announced one minute past the
deadline, and the trade was declared null and void. Gill and Kaminski
griped about having to wait another month to make the trade, but
ultimately decided against it.
BDBL Weekend: We set a new
attendance record that still stands, with thirteen owners
converging on the City of Brotherly Love for a weekend filled with
cheese steaks, beer, trade talk, and -- of course -- aimless wandering.
Odds-and-Ends: The Salem
Cowtippers officially surpassed the Corona Confederates franchise on the
all-time wins list. Salem would hold that lead for the next ten years.
In a Nutshell: After seven
seasons, the BDBL was still earning its sea legs. We hadn't yet figured
out how to prevent teams from ruining the pennant races with foolish
trades. The Peburn-orchestrated nonsense that took place throughout the
year forced us to take a second look at our rules and forever changed
the way we trade. The breaking of the $20 million barrier by Bobby
Sylvester normalized that type of outrageous spending, and the league saw several
more free agents break that barrier over the next few years.
Several pennant races were decided in
the final weeks of the season. Ravenswood eventually prevailed over
Marlboro and a late-charging Las Vegas Flamingos in the Benes Division.
In the Eck League wildcard race, Akron and Atlanta were separated by
just one game heading into the final chapter. Atlanta eventually won by
three games, giving Gene Patterson his first taste of postseason play.
In the Griffin Division, Greg Newgard's Silicon Valley Cybersox
battled John Duel's Sylmar Padawans from wire to wire. That race came
down to the very last series of the season, which the two teams played
head-to-head. The Padawans emerged victorious, winning the division
after four straight last-place finishes, while the Cybersox were forced
to settle for the wildcard.
After all the excitement of the regular
season, the postseason seemed anticlimactic. Appropriately enough,
Silicon Valley and Sylmar battled it out in the OL Division Series. To
the surprise of no one, it was a tight series featuring two extra-inning
games and four games decided by two or fewer runs. In the end, Sylmar
prevailed, and then lost to Salem in the OLCS. In the Eck League, the
Ridgebacks were very nearly swept out of the Division Series, but
miraculously managed to overcome a three-games-to-none deficit. They then beat up the Hippos in the ELCS. That set the
stage for the second World Series matchup between Salem and Allentown,
resulting in its inevitable outcome.
2006
Champion: Tony Chamra, Villanova
Mustangs
Best Team: South Carolina Sea
Cats (97-63, 831 RS, 670 RA, +161 Mgn)
Most Notable Performance: Victor
Martinez (Southern Cal Slyme): .383/.448/.610, 27 HR, 101 RBI, 142.3 RC
Biggest Trade: Chicago traded
Carlos Delgado, Victor Martinez and Neifi Perez to Southern Cal in
exchange for Derek Lee, A.J. Pierzynski, and Felix Pie.
Most Memorable Event: After
seven consecutive losing seasons, the New Milford Blazers finally put
together a winning team and made it all the way to the BDBL World
Series...where they were promptly swept by the Mustangs.
Most Controversial Moment: After
weeks of transparently expressing derision toward anyone who would even
consider signing 44-year-old Roger Clemens to a big-money free agent
contract, New Milford's new co-GM Anthony Peburn signed Clemens to a
then-record $19 million salary.
BDBL Weekend: BDBL Weekend,
Chicago, was attended by nine league members. We ate pot roast nachos at
Ditka's, watched stand-up comedy at Brian Potrafka's local club, engaged
in some midnight bowling, watched a game at Wrigley (Greg Maddux's final game as a Cub), and -- for the first of many times in
BDBL Weekend history -- witnessed Matt Clemm's freaky talent for
memorizing Giants boxscores.
In a Nutshell: The champion
Mustangs were a real oddity in that they were almost entirely homegrown.
GM Tony Chamra resisted the urge to trade away his youth for instant
gratification, and his patience was greatly rewarded. At the polar
opposite end of that spectrum, Peburn and his co-GM Billy Romaniello
traded every decent young player on their roster and put it all on the
line to win it all in 2006. They nearly pulled it off. The Blazers would
lose 113 games the following season as a result of their "all-in"
strategy. But after only two losing seasons, New Milford embarked on a
winning streak unlike any the league has ever witnessed.
The rivalry between Greg Newgard and
John Duel intensified in 2006. A year after the two teams nearly shared the Griffin Division
title, Newgard's Silicon Valley CyberSox surprised
the BDBL establishment by keeping pace with Duel's Sylmar Padawans
throughout the regular season. Duel laid out a ton of money (more than
$67 million in 2007 dollars) in his effort to win it all, yet stumbled
in the second half and battled both the CyberSox and Los Altos
Undertakers straight through the final weeks of the season. For the
second year in a row, the fate of the division was decided in the final
series of the year, a head-to-head battle between Sylmar and Silicon
Valley. Sylmar won three out of four, knocking the CyberSox out of the
playoffs. A day later, Bear Country knocked Los Altos out of the
playoffs by winning three of four in their final series. In the end,
three Griffin Division teams finished one game apart in the final
standings.
2007
Champion: Chris Luhning, Kansas
Law Dogs
Best Team: Salem Cowtippers
(110-50, 876 RS, 631 RA, +245 Mgn)
Most Notable Performance: David
Ortiz (New Hope Badgers): .291/.420/.760, 79 HR, 141 R, 205 RBI, 190.5
RC
Biggest Trade: Marlboro traded
David Ortiz to New Hope for Jason Giambi, Shane Victorino, and Shaun
Marcum. Honorable mention: Corona traded prospect Ryan Braun to the
Allentown Ridgebacks in exchange for the Little David Eckstein.
Most Memorable Event: Crazy
spending reached its peak on day five of the auction when Jim Doyle made
C.C. Sabathia the third player in that auction to fetch $20
million or more. Doyle Manchester Irish Rebels finished that season with
a record of 70-90.
Most Controversial Moment:
Anthony Peburn (who else?) invented a new strategy that led to yet
another rule change. Acting as a savings and loan for the rest of the
league, Peburn used his high tie-breaker status to purchase several
players in the auction and then immediately flipped them to other teams.
BDBL Weekend: Nine league
members took in a game in St. Louis followed by a VIP tour of the
Budweiser brewery (including exclusive use of a luxury suite that
included a packed fridge) the following day. We then went on a four-hour
road trip to Kansas City, highlighted by my intense trade negotiation
with Jim Doyle (with the help of intermediary Greg Newgard.) After an
amazing barbecue dinner in KC, we took in a Royals game the following
day.
Odds-and-Ends: The first three
players selected in the 2007 farm draft were Japanese veterans who had
yet to play in the US: Kei Igawa, Norichika Aoki, and Koji Uehara.
In a Nutshell: The entire 2007
season can be summarized in two words: David Ortiz. His 79 home runs and
205 RBI's are league records that still stand to this day. He
single-handedly carried the New Hope Badgers to the OL wildcard title
and into the BDBL World Series. The forgotten story is how Ortiz was
acquired by New Hope. Marlboro GM Ken Kaminski went into that year's
auction with more spending money ($48.4 million) than any other team in
the league. After he was out-bid on every player in the first lot, he
panicked and placed outrageous bids on the players in the next lot,
winning four auctions, including Ortiz at $10.5 million. This prompted
another wave of panic, causing Kaminski to put all four players on the
Selling block.
Also forgotten is how the Salem
Cowtippers dominated that season. They won 110 games -- 11 more than any
other team in the BDBL. They scored 876 runs -- second to only the
Ortiz-led Badgers in the OL. They allowed just 631 runs -- nearly 50
less than the next-lowest total. They outscored their opponents by
245 runs -- 67 runs better than the next-highest margin. Yet, in the
end, they lost the OLDS in five games to the fourth-seeded Ravenswood
Infidels. It was the second time in three years the Infidels upset a
heavily-favored Salem team in the playoffs.\
The champion Law Dogs made big waves at
the trading table, acquiring $19 million ace Roger Clemens from the
Southern Cal Slyme in February and $21 million ace Johan Santana from
the Corona Confederates on April Fool's Day. Despite stiff competition
from the defending-champion Mustangs, the Law Dogs rode their twin aces
all the way to the World Series, where they dispatched of Ortiz's
Badgers in five games -- despite Ortiz's three homers and seven RBI's in
the series.
2008
Champion: Tom DiStefano,
Allentown Ridgebacks
Best Team: Southern Cal Slyme
(116-44, 954 RS, 610 RA, +344 Mgn)
Most Notable Performance:
Magglio Ordonez (Southern Cal): .374/.454/.618, 48 2B, 34 HR, 118 R, 128
RBI, 169 RC
Biggest Trade: Manchester traded
Scott Kazmir and Cole Hamels to Marlboro in exchange for Phil Hughes,
Gio Gonzalez, Franklin Morales, and Carlos Gomez.
Most Memorable Event: For the
third time in seven years, the Salem Cowtippers were defeated by the
Allentown Ridgebacks in the BDBL World Series. Despite nearly setting a
new team ERA record, the Cowtippers posted a 5.71 ERA, with 67 hits and
11 home runs allowed in 52 innings, in that series.
Most Controversial Moment:
Anthony Peburn (who else?) invented a new strategy that led to yet
another rule change. Acting as a savings and loan for the rest of the
league, Peburn used his high tie-breaker status to purchase several
players in the auction and then immediately flipped them to other teams.
BDBL Weekend: Just six owners
flew across the country to the City of Angels to take in a game at
Dodgers Stadium followed by a road trip to San Diego. Many gallons of
Jamba Juice were consumed.
Odds-and-Ends: Throughout the
season, New Milford manager Anthony Peburn made a habit out of batting
his pitcher, Micah Owings, in the cleanup position on the days he
started. Owings finished that season with 91 at-bats and a
.286/.305/.527 batting line, with two home runs and fifteen RBI's.
In a Nutshell: The Southern Cal
Slyme dominated the 2008 season. They won 116 games, led the entire BDBL
in runs scored, and ranked #2 in runs allowed. They outscored their
opponents by 344 runs, which is the eighth-highest margin of all time.
The sweep of the Slyme by the fourth-seeded Chicago Black Sox in the EL
Division Series that year ranks among the greatest upsets in league
history. The Slyme were outscored 34-10 in that shocking series.
As shocking as that series was, nothing
was less shocking than Allentown's third BDBL championship at the
expense of the Cowtippers. Salem allowed only 572 runs that season, but
could not contain the Allentown offense in that series.
2009
Champion: Jeff Paulson, Los
Altos Undertakers
Best Team: Los Altos Undertakers
(113-47, 916 RS, 578 RA, +338 Mgn)
Most Notable Performance: C.C.
Sabathia (Los Altos): 29-3, 273 IP, 264 K, 3.20 ERA
Biggest Trade: Manchester traded
Kurt Suzuki and some delicious barbeque to Salem in exchange for Ryan
Dempster.
Most Memorable Event: Jeff
Paulson established a new BDBL record by signing Sabathia to an
astounding $22 million salary in the free agent auction. He proved to be
worth every penny.
Most Controversial Moment:
Defending champion Tom DiStefano announced that he was turning over
managerial duties to a 21-year-old college student, Kyle Mayes. Mayes
lasted just two months in that role.
BDBL Weekend: Nine BDBL owners
braved the oppressive chill of the Bay Area to take in a pair of games
in San Francisco and Oakland. It was on this historic occasion that Jim
Doyle officially became a Giants fan. We witnessed Rickey Henderson Day
in Oakland, enjoyed Matt Clemm's homemade trivia, ate some amazing
Chinese food, and wondered at the spectacle of Nic Weiss' furious trade
negotiations.
Odds-and-Ends: After rejecting
my many offers to trade for his draft pick, Gene Patterson (with the
help of Tom DiStefano) selected Bryce Harper with the #1 overall pick in
the farm draft. At 16 years and 76 days, Harper became the youngest
player ever selected in the BDBL.
In a Nutshell: The outcome of
the 2009 season was inevitable. Jeff Paulson had spent the previous five
seasons stockpiling good, young, players and a farm club that ranked
among the BDBL's top five for five years in a row. Before the auction
even began, the Undertakers looked like the heavy favorites to win the
championship. Then Paulson broke open the vault to add Sabathia to an
already-bloated pitching staff and the entire 2009 season became a
pointless exercise in futility for the other 23 teams in the league.
The other big story in 2009 was the
remarkable turnaround of the Atlanta Fire Ants franchise. Gene
Patterson's Fire Ants lost a then-record 118 games in 2008, and yet
managed to win the Hrbek Division a year later. It would be the first of
three straight division titles for Patterson, culminating in the
greatest prize of all in 2011.
After playing second fiddle to the
Sylmar Padawans in 2005 and 2006, Greg Newgard's newly-renamed (again)
franchise, the San Antonio Broncs, managed to win 102 games in 2009.
Instead of playing second fiddle to Sylmar, they played second fiddle to
the Undertakers and eventually lost a hard-fought OL Division Series in
seven games to New Milford. It was the first division title for the
Blazers and, probably not coincidentally, the rookie season for a young
hurler by the name of Clayton Kershaw.
2010
Champion: Tom DiStefano,
Allentown Ridgebacks
Best Team: Los Altos Undertakers
(113-47, 969 RS, 591 RA, +378 Mgn)
Most Notable Performance: Joe
Mauer (Corona): .409/.498/.654, 134 R, 116 RBI, 184.4 RC
Biggest Trade: After an intense
round of negotiations at BDBL Weekend, Tony Chamra and I agree to a
massive fourteen-player trade that involved Zack Greinke coming to Salem
and several top youngsters (including top prospects Eric Hosmer, Pedro
Alvarez, and Daniel Hudson) moving to Villanova.
Most Memorable Event: Bobby
Sylvester's St. Louis Apostles won a hard-fought seven-game series
against his father's squad, the Southern Cal Slyme, to earn a spot in
the EL Championship Series against the #1-ranked Ridgebacks. St. Louis
mounted a four-run rally in the ninth inning of Game Four, and pushed
the game into extra innings. The first two Apostles reached base in the
11th inning, bringing team MVP Albert Pujols to the plate with no outs.
With the winning run on base, and St. Louis just one hit away from
taking a three-games-to-one advantage over Allentown, Pujols lined into
a triple play. Allentown won, and then went on to win their fourth
trophy.
Most Controversial Moment: Oddly
enough, it was mostly a controversy-free year!
BDBL Weekend: Eight league
members, plus -- for the first time in league history -- a guest
appearance by Ryan Glander, visited Coors Field in Denver. We watched a
ballgame, ogled waitresses in short skirts, toured "the real Denver"
with Brian Potrafka, and watched Carlos Gonzalez become the first player
to hit for the cycle during BDBL Weekend -- and the first to give us a
walk-off home run.
Odds-and-Ends: Joe Mauer became
the first -- and only -- player in BDBL history to finish the season
with a .400 average.
In a Nutshell: By the time I
lost my third World Series to Tom DiStefano, it seemed like a stale joke
by the Baseball Gods. Ha, ha. I get it. This fourth straight loss was a
completely unnecessary kick in the balls. Game One featured an
extra-innings loss, and the series simply deteriorated from there. The
crowning moment was when I learned my Game Four starter, Felix
Hernandez, was "too tired" to pitch, forcing me to use a left-handed
starter against the greatest left-handed lineup in league history.
The Undertakers finished the 2010
season with nearly identical numbers as their 2009 championship team,
and yet were swept in the OL Division Series by the #4-seeded Cowtippers
in one of the league's greatest upsets. Salem needed seven games to
finally slay the Ravenswood dragon in the OLCS. They reached the
playoffs via the wildcard -- the first of six for the Cowtippers over
the next eight years.
2011
Champion: Gene Patterson,
Atlanta Fire Ants
Best Team: Atlanta Fire Ants
(109-51, 848 RS, 573 RA, +275 Mgn)
Most Notable Performance:
Robinson Cano (New Milford): .337/.402/.591, 142 R, 104 RBI, 154.1 RC
Biggest Trade: Allentown traded
Justin Morneau, Jayson Werth, Ian Kinsler, and one other to Atlanta for
Mike Trout and four others.
Most Memorable Event: The
Cowtippers and Broncs battled for the OL wilcard down to the final day
of the season. In Salem's final series against the Corona Confederates,
backup catcher Lou Marson (who had posted a .488 OPS that season) went
4-for-4 with two triples and a home run, knocking Salem out of the
playoffs.
Most Controversial Moment: In a
deal that had actually been consummated during BDBL Weekend the year
before, Sylmar GM John Duel traded 34-year-old Alex Rodriguez to the
Bear Country Jamboree in exchange for 20-year-old phenom Madison
Bumgarner. This trade immediately followed Cutdown Day, when Rodriguez
-- at Bear Country GM Matt Clemm's request -- was signed to a whopping
10-year, $140 million contract.
BDBL Weekend: Baseball mixed
with history as the eight loyal and dedicated owners, and one
owner-in-training, met in our nation's capitol. We toured the monuments
and museums, admired Greg's custom-made San Antonio Broncs jersey, booed
the White House, made fun of Jim, discussed several ridiculous rule
changes, wandered aimlessly, and watched a ballgame at the new Nationals
Park.
Odds-and-Ends: Jim Doyle drew
the #1 pick in our new "ballpark draft" and selected...you guessed
it...AT&T Park in San Francisco.
In a Nutshell: The 2011 Atlanta
Fire Ants seemed to be a Team of Destiny. Gene Patterson had spent many
years building that franchise from the bottom-up. He endured eight
straight losing seasons and seven last-place finishes in a span of eight
years, including a then-record 118-loss season just three years earlier.
He very well may not have won the 2011 trophy if not for that fateful
preseason trade with his good buddy Tom that sent a prospect by the name
of Mike Trout to the Ridgebacks.
The Fire Ants weren't always considered
to be the favorites. I officially declared the season to be a formality
during the preseason after the Undertakers added MVP-caliber shortstop
Hanley Ramirez to their roster. Los Altos won 106 games, outscored their
opponents by more runs than any other team in the BDBL, nearly swept
their way into the World Series (losing just one game in the OLDS and
OLCS combined), but ultimately fell short.
The New Milford Blazers won the McGowan
Division that year for only the second time in the league's
thirteen-year history. They proceeded to win the next seven division
titles in a row. At the end of that season, I had the honor of accepting
my son, Ryan, into the league. Ryan took over the franchise formally
owned by his "uncle Geisel" and renamed the franchise in his honor.
2012
Champion: John Duel, Sylmar
Padawans
Best Team: New Milford Blazers
(111-49, 877 RS, 553 RA, +324 Mgn)
Most Notable Performance: Justin
Verlander (Akron): 19-4, 2.58 ERA, 286 K, .194/.239/.324 against
Biggest Trade: Sylmar acquired
ace Roy Halladay from the Niagara Locks, along with Ryan Howard and Jake
Westbrook, in exchange for three players who never amounted to much
(Peter Bourjos, Rafael Furcal, and Juan Nicasio.)
Most Memorable Event: In the
middle of his playoff run, John Duel notified me that he would be
resigning at the end of the postseason. A member of the BDBL since 2003,
Duel put all his eggs into one basket that year, leaving us with an
empty basket.
Most Controversial Moment: Bobby
Sylvester made no fewer than 32 trades in 2012, involving 138 players
overall. Perhaps his most controversial was a Chapter Four trade he made
with his father, in which he acquired several stars (including Paul
Konerko) in exchange for several cheap and young players. What made this
trade controversial was the fact that both teams were tied stop their
division at the time of the trade.
BDBL Weekend: We returned to
Chicago for our 13th annual celebration. Only six league members managed
to make it this time, including the first visit by founding member John
Gill. Once again, we ate pot roast nachos at Ditka's and took in a game
at Wrigley. We got to meet Matt Clemm's better half, Kerry, and enjoyed
a show at the legendary Second City. The following morning, we hit the
road to Milwaukee, where we toured another brewery, visited the
strangest bar in America, and watched a ballgame at Miller Park.
Odds-and-Ends: Anthony Peburn
took advantage of his cartoon, physics-defying, ballpark model by
signing lefty David Ortiz as a free agent. Ortiz played out of position
in right field the entire season and made just seven errors in 156 total
chances (a respectable .955 fielding percentage.)
In a Nutshell: The 2012 Padawans
proved that if you have no concern whatsoever for your franchise's
future, you, too, can become a BDBL champion. Of course, it wasn't all
that easy. Sylmar first had to get past the #2-seeded Mississippi
Meatballs in the Division Series. Mississippi GM Nic Weiss had spent
that entire season practicing his "arbitrage", resulting in a fantastic
100-60 season that remains a record in the Benes Division
post-realignment.
Next, Sylmar had to defeat a #1-ranked
New Milford team that won 111 games during the regular season, played in
a home ballpark where they won over 76% of their games, and featured the
25-game-winning Clayton Kershaw in their starting rotation. Finally, in
the World Series, Sylmar was tasked with facing a pesky St. Louis team
that had upset both the Allentown Ridgebacks and Chicago Black Sox to
get to the Series. John Duel swept that series in four games, and then
left us with a franchise that lost 199 games over the next two seasons.
2013
Champion: Bob Sylvester,
Southern Cal Slyme
Best Team: New Milford Blazers
(113-47, 910 RS, 554 RA, +356 Mgn)
Most Notable Performance:
Clayton Kershaw (New Milford): 28-6, 2.59 ERA, 253 K, .205/.260/.325
against
Biggest Trade: Southern Cal
acquired Andrew McCutchen (and Dan Straily) from the Cuenca
Strangegloves in exchange for Yu Darvish and Gerardo Parra.
Most Memorable Event: The
Cowtippers and Undertakers played the first (and only to date)
extra-innings Game Seven in league history in the OL Division Series.
With two outs in the top of the 11th inning, Jeff Paulson called for
back-to-back intentional walks to load the bases for Jesus Guzman. On a
1-0 count, Los Altos reliever Miguel Gonzalez uncorked a wild pitch,
allowing the go-ahead run to score from third. Stephen Strasburg,
pitching in relief for Salem, then walked the first two batters he faced
in the bottom half of the 11th before striking out the next two. Tyler
Clippard was then called on to get the final out of the series -- which
he did on a ground-out to short.
Most Controversial Moment: One
of the most inexplicable trades in league history took place in the
preseason when Kansas unloaded more than $40 million in unwanted salary
on Nic Weiss and the Mississippi Meatballs. That trade gave Kansas $47
million to spend in the auction, which they used to purchase a
95-game-winning playoff team.
BDBL Weekend: For the second
time in league history, BDBL Weekend returned to Boston, where our
lowest turnout to date (five) showed up to take in a game at Fenway,
tour the city's historic sites, enjoyed a minor league game in
Manchester, New Hampshire, and competed in a pool tournament at the
Glander residence.
Odds-and-Ends: At the Chapter
Four semi-annual farm draft, the Salem Cowtippers added Trea Turner,
Alex Bregman, Derek Fisher, Rafael Devers, Aaron Nola, and Julio Urias.
In a Nutshell: For the fifth
time in league history, the Salem Cowtippers lost a World Series, giving
them a perfect 0-for-5 in that category. At least this time, it wasn't
the Ridgebacks who defeated them. After his stunning upset five years
earlier, Bob Sylvester's first trophy was well-earned. 2013 was the
first of three straight 100-win seasons for Southern Cal, which were
followed by a mind-numbing 43-117 season in 2016 that ranks among the
worst ever.
After their stunning upset of Los Altos
in the Division Series, the Cowtippers continued to surprise by
defeating the heavily-favored New Milford Blazers in the OLCS in only
five games. Two years later, New Milford would return the favor by
dispatching the Cowtippers in five games in the OL Division Series.
We saw two former owners re-join the
BDBL in 2013: Scot Zook and Tony Chamra. Another long-time owner, Gene
Patterson, abandoned his franchise to join forces with Tom DiStefano. It
didn't take long for that dynamic duo to make an impact on the BDBL yet
again.
2014
Champion: Tom DiStefano (GM) and
Gene Patterson (manager), Wyoming Ridgebacks
Best Team: New Milford Blazers
(106-54, 871 RS, 544 RA, +327 Mgn)
Most Notable Performance:
Clayton Kershaw (New Milford): 32-7, 2.14 ERA, 258 K, .212/.255/.324
against
Biggest Trade: Bear Country
traded Yasiel Puig to Chicago for Miguel Cabrera. Cabrera went on to hit
.348/.430/.679 for Bear Country, with 56 home runs, 129 runs scored, 128
RBI's, and 170.6 runs created.
Most Memorable Event: Shocking
upsets dominated the postseason. The EL's top-ranked Southern Cal Slyme
were knocked off by the Chicago Black Sox in six games thanks to an
improbable rally against SoCal's dominant closer, Aroldis Chapman. In
the Ozzie League, the huge underdogs Mississippi Meatballs defeated New
Milford by beating 32-game-winner Clayton Kershaw twice in seven games.
Most Controversial Moment: Two
controversies dominated the season. First, Anthony Peburn's decision to
change his custom ballpark's factors to physically-impossible
specifications (+20 LH HR, -25 RH HR, +11 LH 1B, -7 RH 1B, etc.) forced
the league to re-think our rules allowing such freedom. Second, Nic
Weiss' gross overuse of his players during the final chapter was likely
a factor in winning his division.
BDBL Weekend: Instead of our
usual mid-summer gathering, BDBL Weekend was held in Phoenix, Arizona
during Spring Training. Eight owners (along with two non-members) bonded
in the warm Phoenix sun and watched a handful of games while endlessly
debating rule changes and naming as many Seattle Mariners as we could
think of.
Odds-and-Ends: One bid by Tony
Chamra forced me to pay a whopping $5 million extra for Yadier Molina in
the free agent auction. (No, I have not, and will never, forget that.)
In a Nutshell: Once again, for
the BDBL-record fifth time, Tom DiStefano walked away with the trophy.
His unholy alliance with Gene Patterson gave the two of them a combined
six trophies in thirteen years. (Basically every other year for over a
decade.) Patterson's decision to trade Mike Trout to the Ridgebacks
three years earlier only added to the incestuous nature of their
partnership.
2014 was the Year of the Pitcher.
Kershaw won an astounding 32 games, shattering the old record of 29. He
also posted the sixth-lowest ERA (2.14) of all-time, at that time.
Salem's Max Scherzer established a new BDBL record with an ERA of 1.79,
and yet finished a distinct second to Kershaw in the OL Cy Young voting.
Wyoming's Anibal Sanchez finished with a 1.98 ERA -- the third-lowest in
league history at the time. Cuenca's Yu Darvish struck out 317 batters,
becoming only the fifth pitcher to top 300 and the first since 2010. And
Wyoming's Koji Uehara saved 53 games -- the fourth-highest total in
history.
Peburn's Blazers continued to dominate
the league, leading the BDBL in runs differential for the third year in
a row. His cartoon ballpark, however, continued to cause controversy and
debate. The Blazers won a record 80-percent of their home games that
season and sported a sub-.500 winning percentage at home heading into
the final chapter. Their 275-point home/road split remains a league
record. That winter, the league voted to outlaw custom ballparks.
2015
Champion: Jeff Paulson, Los
Altos Undertakers
Best Team: Los Altos Undertakers
(116-44, 871 RS, 467 RA, +404 Mgn)
Most Notable Performance: Chris
Sale (Los Altos): 18-2, 1.63 ERA, 253 K, .178/.222/.253 against
Biggest Trade: Mississippi
traded Chris Sale to the Undertakers for Mike Zunino, Jameson Taillon,
Albert Almora, and Henderson Alvarez.
Most Memorable Event: Just
before Opening Day, the league received the shocking news that Ed
McGowan, long-time owner of the Corona Confederates franchise, had
passed away.
Most Controversial Moment: The
New Milford Blazers were gifted with two full-time hitters with 800+ OPS
splits against both sides and a sub-.600 OPS closer in exchange for five
prospects who failed to rank among the top 100 in the BDBL's Farm
Report. Among those players traded by Akron to New Milford was Steven
Pearce, who went on to hit a Ruthian .342/.406/.695 for New Milford in
the second half. He single-handedly carried the Blazers to their fifth
straight division title, while the 96-game-winning Salem Cowtippers were
forced to once again settle for the OL wildcard.
BDBL Weekend: For the first time
since our inaugural season, no official BDBL Weekend was held. Instead,
Ryan and I traveled to Phoenix to watch a few ballgames with Greg
Newgard. Plans for the mid-summer event never materialized.
Odds-and-Ends: The Los Altos
franchise officially passed Salem on the all-time franchise wins ranking
at the end of Chapter Four: 1,692 to 1,679.
In a Nutshell: The 2015 Los
Altos Undertakers were arguably the most dominant team in BDBL
history...until the 2016 Los Altos Undertakers took the field. At the
time, their 116 wins tied the league's all-time record. Their runs
differential of 404 was topped only by the 2002 Ridgebacks. Counting the
postseason, they won 128 games, which topped the 2003 Stamford Zoots by
one. They completely shattered the all-time team ERA record with a rate
of 2.62 -- 38 points below the old record.
The winter trades for Jose Bautista and
Chris Sale pushed the Undertakers so far over the top, there was no
question they would dominate throughout the entire season. The only
question was whether they could avoid the fates of other dominant teams
throughout BDBL history and win it all in the end. They answered that
question loud and clear, going 12-3 in postseason play and holding the
powerful Chicago Black Sox offense to just 16 runs in six World Series
games.
New York Giants owner Jim Doyle
extended his franchise's losing streak to sixteen years, despite trading
several top prospects (Noah Syndergaard, Jackie Bradley, Jr., James
Paxton, and J.P. Crawford) in an all-out effort to win at all costs. The
Giants finished with a 76-84 record, five games behind the Las Vegas
Flamingos (81-79), who backed into their third division title. In the
Eck League, the Southern Cal Slyme (106-54) absolutely dominated the
league, but were upset -- again! -- by the Chicago Black Sox in the
Division Series.
2016
Champion: Jeff Paulson, Los
Altos Undertakers
Best Team: Los Altos Undertakers
(128-32, 896 RS, 459 RA, +437 Mgn)
Most Notable Performance: Bryce
Harper (Chicago): .325/.426/.702, 57 HR, 136 R, 144 RBI, 172.3 RC
Biggest Trade: Salem traded Kris
Bryant (and Ryan Madson) to Chicago for Andrew Benintendi and Miguel
Sano.
Most Memorable Event: Jim Doyle
won the bidding for two players in the first auction lot: Joey Votto (at
$12.5 million) and Adam Lind ($5.5 million.) This locked in two Type-H
first basemen with no-trade clauses and guaranteed two-year contracts.
It also left him with only $6.6 million to spend on 18 open roster
spots.
Most Controversial Moment: A
seemingly insubstantial roster error caused a chain reaction that led to
the resignation of Mississippi Meatballs owner Nic Weiss.
BDBL Weekend: Seven league
members, including surprise guest D.J. Shepard and rookie Mike Ranney,
returned to Pittsburgh to attend a pair of games at the beautiful PNC
Park.
Odds-and-Ends: For only the
third time in league history (and the first since 2000), a one-game
playoff was necessary to decide the final spot in the postseason.
Flagstaff and Bear Country finished the regular season tied for the OL
wildcard. Flagstaff (coincidentally one of the last teams to play a
one-game playoff) prevailed.
In a Nutshell: It is simply
ridiculous that any team in any league -- fantasy or reality -- should
ever be in a position to dominate the way the 2016 Undertakers did.
Their 128 wins during the regular season (140 in total) is a record that
should never be broken -- or the league is doing something wrong. In
addition to the wins record, Los Altos also shattered the old league
records for runs differential (437).
The New Milford Blazers also set a new
all-time record by winning 100 or more games for the fifth season in a
row. They also became the first franchise in history to win six
consecutive division titles. Their ace, Clayton Kershaw, became the
first pitcher in the BDBL to win 20 or more games five seasons in a row.
New Milford won just 645 in the league's first ten years, and won 818
games in the eight seasons that followed.
2017
Champion: Jeff Paulson, Los
Altos Undertakers
Best Team: New Milford Blazers
(120-40, 871 RS, 458 RA, +413 Mgn)
Most Notable Performance: Mike
Trout (Buckingham): .333/.447/.617, 31 HR, 126 R, 99 RBI, 171.4 RC
Biggest Trade: Salem traded Kris
Bryant (and Ryan Madson) to Chicago for Andrew Benintendi and Miguel
Sano.
Most Memorable Event: The New
Milford Blazers continued their record-setting streak of dominance,
winning 100+ games for the sixth year in a row and capturing their
seventh straight division title. They also set a new league record for
team ERA (2.54) and became only the second team to ever win 120 games in
a season. But when owner Anthony Peburn lost in the OL Championship
Series for the seventh time in nine years -- and fifth time to the
Undertakers -- he promptly turned in his resignation.
Most Controversial Moment:
Long-time owner Jim Doyle announced a trade with the St. Louis Apostles'
Bobby Sylvester just after Thanksgiving Day. Sylvester replied that his
trade offer was meant to be sarcastic. Less than twenty minutes later,
Doyle resigned from the league. Then, at the end of the season, he asked
to return to the league to take over Anthony Peburn's New Milford
Blazers franchise.
BDBL Weekends: BDBL Weekend,
2017, was so nice, we did it twice. First, seven of us landed in
Phoenix, Arizona, to take in a few Spring Training games, tour Luke Air
Force Base with Colonel Bob Sylvester, play a few games of Corn Hole in
the Sylvester back yard, and play a few rounds of home-made trivia
courtesy of Triviamaster Matt Clemm. Then, in August, nine of us met --
including former owner Gene Patterson and Tony DeCastro's son, Dylan --
in Atlanta to watch a couple ballgames at the brand-new SunTrust Park.
Odds-and-Ends: With such little
fanfare that no one even realized it happened until after it happened,
the Saskatoon Sasquatch set a new all-time team record for stolen bases
with 269.
In a Nutshell: 2017 marked the
end of a three-year Los Altos dynasty that was just plain silly. The
Undertakers won three straight championships, becoming the first to do
so since the 1999-2001 Stamford Zoots. They won a whopping 361 games
(and average of 120 wins per season) and outscored their opponents by
404, 437, and 373 runs, respectively. All three of those runs
differentials rank among the top six of all time. In 46 postseason games
over those three years, the Undertakers went 36-10 (a .783 winning
percentage that was even higher than their regular season number.)
As dominant as the Undertakers were
during those three years, the New Milford Blazers managed to dominate
the regular season for twice as many years. From 2012 through 2017, the
Blazers won 656 games -- an average of 109 per season. The next-best
wins total that any franchise has amassed in any given six-year period
is 612 (Los Altos during the same period.)
2018
Champion: Bobby Sylvester, St.
Louis Apostles
Best Team: Flagstaff Outlaws
(115-45, 842 RS, 543 RA, +299 Mgn)
Most Notable Performance:
Giancarlo Stanton (Great Lakes): .290/.366/.678, 73 HR, 136 R, 148 RBI,
151.9 RC
Biggest Trade: Los Altos traded
Chris Sale and two others to Flagstaff for Kyle Tucker, Fernando Tatis,
Jr., Dylan Cease, and Derek Fisher.
Most Memorable Event: The St.
Louis Apostles become the first team in league history to sweep every
series in the playoffs, going a perfect 12-0.
Most Controversial Moment:
In our annual September voting for rule changes, the league passes (by a
vote of 13-8) a rule that will add a second wildcard to each league,
with a one-game playoff to decide which wildcard advances to the
Division Series. Half the league howls in protest, including Greg
Newgard, who vows to throw the season if there is a chance his team will
win either wildcard.
BDBL Weekends: A near-record ten
people attend BDBL Weekend in Minneapolis. We caught two games at the
new Target Field, saw Johan Santana have his number retired, played Matt
Clemm Trivia, and celebrated our 20th season in grand style.
Odds-and-Ends: Mike Ries becomes
the only person to ever be kicked out of the BDBL twice when he
disappears for several weeks shortly after taking over the Granite State
Lightning franchise.
In a Nutshell: Appropriately
enough, our season-long celebration of our league's longevity concludes
with a championship win by a guy who was only twelve years old when our
league was formed. Also appropriately, Bobby Sylvester defeated Jim
Doyle in that World Series after Doyle had quit the league two years
earlier because of a miscommunication with Sylvester.
For the second time in league history,
we received word that one of our members had passed away. Rodney Wilkie,
who took over for the late Ed McGowan as owner of the Western Kansas
Buffaloes, lost his battle with cancer. Like McGowan, our
self-proclaimed "Birthday Czar" was honored with a division in his name.
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